I’m already both.
The Voyage of the Pocket Edward
Mighty inches of plastic perfection. I'm on a boat. Legit.
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I’m already both.
Lucifer.
Being bad at anything.
The disappearing human trick. I also call it snack.
Jacob was such a third wheel. To top it off, he tried picking up on my date by taking his shirt off - wait, does he even own a shirt?
Glitter Beard.
As all good vampires know, one must keep in shape.